Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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