let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Randomize