Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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