So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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