Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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