just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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