i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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