If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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