Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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