I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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