Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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