since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I need to align my fucking chakras
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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