super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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