I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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