I can tuck mytits in my pants
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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