BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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