I wanna passion pit in your ass
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you would pick up someone in the library
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I had to cum in my sink.
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