two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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