Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I love having hate sex.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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