In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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