Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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