you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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