i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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