why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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