Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Do vagina's smell?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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