Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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