Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Randomize