im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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