We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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