Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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