I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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