Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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