Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Randomize