is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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