She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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