do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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