I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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