dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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