The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
porn star boner night. come get it.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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