Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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