community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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