just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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