So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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