question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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