the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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