FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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