Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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