I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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