You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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