No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My vagina just recognized that song.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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