Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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